Mombasa has always been the party capital as thousands flock to the historical city not just for the sun and the sand but also for the bikinis, the girls, the wildness and the bouncy butts.
Any end of any year brings along with it endless parties across cities and towns and homes and villages.
People congregate in all corners to say 'kwaheri' to a long year and party the gone months away.
Kenyans are experts at partying... You already know that. Ok, Ugandans are really trying to take this honor away from us but it'll be a battle.
Traditionally, Kenyans go to Naivasha, Mombasa, Nakuru and Kisumu to party their hard-earned cash away and engage in all manner of hedonism.
Mombasa has always been the party capital as thousands flock to the historical city not just for the sun and the sand but also for the bikinis, the girls, the wildness , the sex and the bouncy butts.
And as if to cash in on the impending hurricane of humanity that's about to flood the Coast, some smart guys with a smart App have now started what looks like the wildest end of year party yet.
To be held in December 31st, which is essentially the most party-crashed day of this month, these guys are bringing you the Bopit Offensive Party, a party that has been organized and put together by the creators of the highly-ranked Bopit travel App.
Speaking anonymously to Ghafla, one of the organizers put it very bluntly,
" this is the kind of party you need a warning before attending. It won't be just any other party. Just any other beach gathering. This one will be Ibiza. With the madness and the wildness and everything out of control. We're really trying not to get banned... But when we finally do it, you'll hear about it for the next few weeks. It'll be the most offensive thing you ever seen. Ever. "
Well, the party is already Trending on Twitter as we speak. Goes on to show just how much dedication and effort the organizers have pumped into it.
According to the party's info on Facebook, the organizers are asking the revelers to bring a person they don't know, also there's rule that states that the party shall feature 'offensive' games and 'offensive' cocktails.
The organizers have not cleared up what exactly that is supposed to mean.
Also, the last thing they're promising seems to be the most objectionable as they clearly state that the 'things cannot be mentioned so as to avoid offending non-attendees.'
Oh, and there been advised to NOT attend the party in case you're faint-hearted.
Wait, what the f**K???
Word has it that Noti Flow, the female rapper and Nairobi Diaries star will be one of the main attractions to the gig.
It's still not clear what the fuss is all about. But soon, it looks like we might be able to look into just what Sodom and Gomorrah looks like.
Bring it oooon!